Friday, March 12, 2010

presenting the funniest man alive.....

Last night Dave and I went to see this man and laughed our faces off!
LOVE Brian Regan.
Seriously my face hurt from laughing so much. We decided that we should go see Brian Regan now for the rest of our lives.... he's that good.
{Dave may or may not have recorded some of it on his iPhone...}

Here's a sampling of some of his awesomeness:

"I have to lay off dairy though. That's what my doctor threw in. As I was leaving his office, "Oh, and uh, leave off dairy." What kind of blanket sweep is that? "And no more happiness! Away with you!""

" I would have been a lot better off if I’d studied more when I was growing up, y’know. But you know where it all went wrong was the day they started the spelling bee. Because up until that day I was an idiot, but nobody else knew."

"We needed a refrigerator for our new place and I've never bought a refrigerator my whole life. I went into the appliance store, there's like 900 of 'em lined up, there's a salesman there. What's this guy supposed to say about refrigerators? "Well you got this refrigerator here, this keeps all your food cold for 600...You've got this refrigerator, this keeps all your food cold for 800...Check this out, 1400, keeps all your food cold.""


Amy said...

lol. GOTTA love Brian Regan!

TyandMar said...

Sorry to say, I've never listened to him. But I hear everyone tell me how funny he is. Do you have any Cd's of his stuff?